The silly man danced to the door and sang to me gratitude for clothes he could wear on his nose to aid it whenever it froze I laughed from my place on the floor and sang my own thanks and much more, especially for my garden hose to spray silly men when I chose ‘Ho […]
The magic fish removed its spectacles, placed them on the bedside table, doused the glow lamp, and settled back with a sigh to sleep. Sleep, however,refused to visit. The constant drip, drip, drip of air bubbles blurping up from the faucet in the bathroom tap, tap, tapped on the magic fish’s brain. Drat, thought the […]
‘The both of us ‘ere proposes a toast to ye, Bobby Stevenson, to mark well this anniversary of the day ye were born. Ha Harrr!’
What if Gretel of Hansel and Gretel fame kept a diary? Let’s pretend she did, and then let’s pretend she wrote the entry below. Well, diary, that was a near disaster. The witch caught me writing in you! She asked what mischief I was making. So I quick thought and told her I was writing […]
