THE SKELETON TREE

April 27, 2014

Don’t approach the skeleton tree ever never at all if you hope to live another day and hang out at the mall

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THE STRAWBERRY STEW LIMERICK

April 21, 2014

There once was a man from Kazoo who fell into a strawberry stew. He said, ‘This is no joke-a’ while the band played a polka and the man kicked the stew all askew.

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THE LITTLE GREEN MAN AND THE TAMBOURINE

April 19, 2014

A little man dressed in green played upon a tambourine. He slipped near the edge, took a tumble and a fall, crawled under the door and into the hall. He was oh so tiny. He was oh so small. There’s no more to tell. It’s over. That’s all.

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THE LABBIMIST

April 16, 2014

That wall of fog with fingers is the wily labbimist. Shun its cloudy twinings. On this I must insist. For if it should enfold you in its milky sightless seep captured there forever you’ll be lost like Bo Peep’s sheep.

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RANCE MARL AND THE IT, ITS, IT’S POEM

April 14, 2014

It’s a walking, talking pile of rocks Rance Marl is its name It doesn’t own a pair of socks It’s not afraid of flame It’s said to be a marvelous guide On one of its boulders you may ride

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THE MUD HEN

April 10, 2014

the mud hen is a stubborn bird it won’t come when you call you must lure it with a song and dance while balanced on a ball

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THE RHYMING BANDIT

April 7, 2014

Reach for the ceiling Reach for the floor Reach for the window next to the door Reach for the sky Reach for the sea Reach for the bird on the top of that tree Reach for the dog Reach for the cat Reach for your money and put it in my hat

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NONSENSE POEM

April 2, 2014

Nonsense poems are always green unless they’re red or blue. The one below is orange. Hungry I ate a plate of flavored nails, some porridge and a boat. I was still a little hungry so I ate my sister’s coat. I went outside to ride my bike and found to my surprise I was still […]

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