‘I hate everything,’ muttered the purple snail as she slimed her way across a long green leaf. ‘I hate being stuck in this garden. I hate my shell, and I never get to go anywhere.’ ‘I hate the garden more than you do,’ said a nearby orange blossom. ‘At least you can move. I can’t, […]
3 vampire maidens knew just what to do One of them forgot and then there were 2 2 vampire maidens hid from the sun Mabel went outside and then there was 1 1 vampire maiden safe in her coffin missed both her sisters not all the time but often
‘I’ve heard it said you’re runcible,’ said the old man to the spoon. ‘I fear it’s true,’ the spoon replied, ‘since the cow and the dish and the moon.’
Emily the well dressed nanny goat spent yesterday on tomorrow’s boat dancing jigs and eating lemon pies and telling the most outrageous lies
On the outskirts of Flowerland, where everything was always perfect, two giant yellow guardian blooms marched back and forth across their assigned area, ever on the lookout for danger. ‘There’s never any danger,’ complained one. ‘What do you say we head off into the dark wood over there? It looks pretty dangerous.’ ‘Well, I don’t […]
