A BIRTHDAY TOAST TO ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON

November 13, 2013

‘The both of us ‘ere proposes a toast to ye, Bobby Stevenson, to mark well this anniversary of the day ye were born. Ha Harrr!’

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FROM GRETEL’S JOURNAL

November 4, 2013

What if Gretel of Hansel and Gretel fame kept a diary? Let’s pretend she did, and then let’s pretend she wrote the entry below. Well, diary, that was a near disaster. The witch caught me writing in you! She asked what mischief I was making. So I quick thought and told her I was writing […]

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LEAVES OR IS IT LEAFS ON SNOW

October 29, 2013

Leaves (or is it leafs?), there on the snow, Where are you going? Does anyone know? Oh, leafs! (or leaves) What am I to do? Please, won’t you tell me what’s false and what’s true? The leaves (leafs?) did answer in chorus quite merry, ‘We’d as lief see you leave and no longer tarry.’

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TAMMY, THE TREE

October 14, 2013

Tammy’s neighbors gossiped, kept up a constant whine. Tammy’s neighbors wondered why she never toed the line. The orders weren’t muddled. In fact, they were quite clear. Gold was the chosen color for all the leaves this year.

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MUNRO LEAF’S BIRTHDAY

October 4, 2013
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He dreamed up: a ferocious looking bull that whiled away the hours refusing fights to spend his time admiring the flowers The Story of Ferdinand

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ARTHUR RACKHAM

September 19, 2013

Arthur Rackham illustrated lots and lots of fairy tales. Happy birthday, Arthur Rackham. Drawing skills? You didn’t lack ’em.

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HELEN McDOWELL, A NONSENSE POEM

August 27, 2013

I remain on good terms with Helen McDowell. I performed at the gala saluting her owl. I arrived on the back of a robotic dragon. Helen rolled by in her little red wagon. When the concert concluded we all shared a snack of mincemeat and tar paste dipped in shellac.

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THE FASTEST FLY

August 20, 2013

The fastest fly in the land loved to perch on any hand. To show her speed at beating slaps she sat on noses during naps. She also liked to hang around a barbecue or picnic ground. But woe, alas, she grew too bold. She sailed from her cottage while suffering from a cold. She landed […]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZERNA SHARP

August 12, 2013

Here is Zerna Sharp. She did not play the harp. Instead, she filled my brain with tales of Dick and Jane, Mother and Father and Puff, Spot and Sally. Stop! Enough!

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THE TRAMPOLINE RAFT LIMERICK

August 3, 2013

Those logs there are bouncy. Isn’t that daft? It’s called then, of course, the Trampoline Raft. Its owners aren’t bouncing. They’re swimming, not pouncing. Who are they? Why, twins! Listen! They laughed!

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